Two US Presidents, a little old lady and a blonde with large breasts are on a train…

Michael Haltman | January 11, 2014 

The players in the joke are President Obama, former President George W. Bush, a sweet little old lady and a beautiful blonde with large breasts!

I think that I have heard this one before but even so it was still very funny when I read it again this time!

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later

There is the sound of a loud slap.

 When the train emerges from the tunnel,

Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

 No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the

Blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried

To grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled

The old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark.

She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks: I can’t wait for another tunnel,

So I can slap the shit out of Obama again!!

H/T Dancing Czars

And now that you have laughed, don't miss the powerful article from TPC, 'Barack Obama's insidious master plan for the United States?'


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