Very funny Gentlemen’s Club story!

Michael Haltman | December 9, 2013 

This is a very funny story taking place in a strip club that should be safe for work but I suppose that all depends on where you work!

Last night, my friends and I went to a strip club. One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a $10 bill. When the dancer came over, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to her butt cheek! 

Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. He called the girl back, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to her other butt cheek. 

Then my third friend called the girl over, licked a $50 bill and slapped it on her ass. The place was going wild.

Seeing the way things were going I was hoping she would just dance away because I had 18 bucks in my wallet and nothing higher than a five.

But no. She looked my way, smiled and danced her way over to me! 

Now everyone’s whooping it up and clapping and egging me on to up the ante, and the girl bends over and wiggles her butt in my face.

My brain was churning and I didn’t know what I was going to do as I was reaching for my wallet.

Then it came to me.

I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her ass, grabbed the eighty bucks and left.



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