Queen of Hypocrites, Hanoi Jane Fonda

Gene Lalor | March 3, 2013 

hanoi jane fonda dead  Lady Jayne Seymour Fonda, (her given name), aka Jane Fonda, aka Hanoi Jane attended the Oscars last Sunday and generally enjoyed the annual festivity during which Hollywood pats itself on its collective back and distributes awards to actors, actresses, directors, etc. who tow the liberal line and to movies that meet its principal criterion of political correctness at all costs. 

The well-preserved, well-Botoxed, well-face-lifted 75 year old Fonda recounted “My Night at the Oscars–and After” on her website.

She gushed that she absolutely ”LOVED that Quentin Tarantino won best original screenplay” (for the sickeningly brutal and racist “Django Unchained”); she was “happy that ‘Argo’ won Best Picture (and that Michelle Obama presented it)”; she regretted that Robert De Niro failed to win an award since she ”wanted him to win so badly”; she adored “Silver Linings Playbook” so much so that she’s ”seen it 3 times.” 

Wow!  Now that’s adoration!  Thanks for sharing, Lady Jayne!  

However, the actress-writer-political activist-fashion model-fitness guru-liberal-feminist-traitor wasn’t pleased with everything at the 85th Academy Awards ceremony.

Wait, did I just say “traitor” to describe the venerable Ms. Jane Fonda?  Indeed I did.  ”Traitor” just might be the  term for which she is remembered after she passes on to that Great Movie Studio in the Sky. 

“Traitor” came to mind when she lambasted Oscar host Seth MacFarlane’s rendition of his tasteless, typically-MacFarlane song, “We Saw Your Boobs.” 

Jane Fonda sprang to screen Best Actress winner Jennifer Lawrence is a fan of the song but the newly-prudish Fonda ranted, ”What I really didn’t like was the song and dance number about seeing actresses boobs.”

(However, she failed to bring up the fact she frequently and unashamedly flashed her own formidable assets early in her career.)

Fonda grew even more prudishly graphic when she wrote on her website: ”I agree with someone who said, if they want to stoop to that, why not list all the penises we’ve seen?”

(However, she didn’t mention “all the penises” she has seen  over the course of her three marriages when she became a sex addict and cavorted in group sex with first hubby Roger Vadim and their buddies or after her second marriage to radical leftist Tom Hayden or after her third wedding with cable-tv mogul Ted Turner whom she converted to liberalism, according to Ted’s son, Teddy.)

Hanoi Jane flirts with a North  Then Fonda displayed a revivified social consciousness, sort of: “Better yet, remember that this [the Oscars] is a telecast seen around the world watched by families with their children and to many this is neither appropriate or funny.”

(However, in her dotage she apparently forgot that she frequently exhibited herself inappropriately in her films and far more inappropriately when she posed with the Viet Cong in 1972 while the Viet Nam War raged on, while hundreds of Americans were dying daily, and while captured American troops wallowed and died in North Vietnamese hellhole prisons.)

Fonda concluded her website rant by declaring “I also didn’t like . . . all the comments about what women do to get thin for their dresses. Waaaay too much stuff about women and bodies, as though that’s what defines us.”

(Fear not, Hanoi Jane, you will never be defined by your body as much as you relish that thought.  You will forever be defined as a treacherous bitch who participated in the “FTA” (F*ck the Army) tour, toured colleges denouncing our country, and committed treasonable acts during wartime by traveling to North Viet Nam where you attacked America’s leaders as “war criminals,” branded our POWs as “hypocrites and liars” as well as “professional killers,” and made almost a dozen Viet Cong propaganda broadcasts in support of their cause.  You should thank your fellow liberals for the fact you weren’t indicted, convicted as a traitor, and sent to Leavenworth for thirty years to contemplate what might have been for Barbarella: Queen of the Galaxy.)

For an honest account of someone who was imprisioned in a Viet Cong version of a gulag, see “Traitor Jane Fonda,” http://tinyurl.com/d7ssc7s.

Lady Jayne Seymour Fonda/Jane Fonda/Hanoi Jane who has practiced Transcendental Meditation with Maharishi Mahesh Yogi declared after divorcing Turner in 2001 that she had become a Christian and as with all Christians and non-Christians, she must relatively soon meet her Maker.

I somehow doubt that God will give a flying fig about Oscars or boobs or even misbegotten wars.  Most likely, He will judge all of us, Hanoi Jane included, on how we conducted our lives, how morally faithful we were, on how loyal we were to ourselves, our families, and our countries.

On those bases, Jane Fonda will probably spend eternity in Hell, though she may be allowed to tote her two Academy  Awards with her.  Forgiveness is a wonderful Christian ideal, almost as ideal as retributive justice.


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