Queen of Hypocrites, Hanoi Jane Fonda
Gene Lalor | March 3, 2013
Â Lady Jayne Seymour Fonda, (her given name),Â aka Jane Fonda, aka Hanoi Jane attended the Oscars last Sunday and generallyÂ enjoyedÂ the annual festivityÂ during which Hollywood pats itself on its collective back andÂ distributes awardsÂ to actors, actresses, directors, etc. who tow the liberal lineÂ and to movies that meet its principal criterion of political correctness at all costs.Â
The well-preserved, well-Botoxed, well-face-liftedÂ 75 year old FondaÂ recounted “My Night at the Oscars–and After” on her website.
She gushed that she absolutelyÂ ”LOVED that Quentin Tarantino won best original screenplay” (for theÂ sickeningly brutal and racist “Django Unchained”); sheÂ was “happy that ‘Argo’ won Best Picture (and that Michelle Obama presented it)”; she regretted thatÂ Robert De Niro failed to win anÂ award since sheÂ ”wanted him to win so badly”; she adored â€œSilver Linings Playbookâ€ so muchÂ so that she’sÂ ”seen it 3 times.”Â
Wow!Â Now that’s adoration!Â Â Thanks for sharing, Lady Jayne!Â Â
However,Â the actress-writer-political activist-fashion model-fitness guru-liberal-feminist-traitor wasn’t pleased with everything atÂ the 85th Academy Awards ceremony.
Wait, did I just say “traitor” to describe the venerable Ms. Jane Fonda?Â Indeed I did.Â Â ”Traitor”Â just mightÂ be theÂ term for which she is remembered after she passes on to that Great Movie Studio in the Sky.Â
“Traitor” came to mind when sheÂ lambasted Oscar host Seth MacFarlane’s rendition ofÂ his tasteless, typically-MacFarlane song, “We Saw Your Boobs.”Â
Â Best Actress winner Jennifer LawrenceÂ is a fan of the song but the newly-prudish Fonda ranted,Â ”What I really didnâ€™t like was the song and dance number about seeing actresses boobs.”
(However, she failed to bring up the fact she frequently and unashamedly flashed her ownÂ formidable assetsÂ early in her career.)
Fonda grew evenÂ more prudishly graphic when she wrote on her website:Â ”I agree with someone who said, if they want to stoop to that, why not list all the penises weâ€™ve seen?”
(However, she didn’t mention “all the penises” sheÂ hasÂ seenÂ over the course of her three marriages when sheÂ became a sex addict and cavorted in group sex withÂ first hubby Roger Vadim and their buddies or after her second marriage to radical leftist Tom Hayden or after her third wedding with cable-tv mogul Ted Turner whom she converted to liberalism, according to Ted’s son, Teddy.)
Â Then Fonda displayed a revivifiedÂ social consciousness, sort of: “Better yet, remember that this [the Oscars] is a telecast seen around the world watched by families with their children and to many this is neither appropriate or funny.”
(However, in her dotage she apparently forgot that she frequently exhibited herself inappropriately in her films and far more inappropriately when she posed with the Viet Cong in 1972 while the Viet Nam War raged on, while hundreds of Americans were dying daily, and while captured American troops wallowed and died in North Vietnamese hellhole prisons.)
Fonda concluded her website rant by declaring “I also didnâ€™t like . . . all the comments about what women do to get thin for their dresses. Waaaay too much stuff about women and bodies, as though thatâ€™s what defines us.”
(Fear not, Hanoi Jane, you will never be definedÂ by your body as much as you relish that thought.Â You will forever be defined asÂ a treacherous bitch who participated in the “FTA” (F*ck the Army) tour, toured colleges denouncing our country, andÂ committed treasonable acts during wartime by traveling to North Viet Nam whereÂ you attacked America’s leaders as “war criminals,”Â branded our POWs as “hypocrites andÂ liars” as well as “professional killers,” and made almost a dozen Viet Cong propaganda broadcasts in support of their cause.Â You should thank your fellow liberals for the fact you weren’t indicted, convictedÂ as a traitor, and sent to Leavenworth for thirty years to contemplate what might have been for Barbarella: Queen of the Galaxy.)
For an honest account of someone who wasÂ imprisioned in a Viet Cong version of a gulag, see “Traitor Jane Fonda,” http://tinyurl.com/d7ssc7s.
Lady Jayne Seymour Fonda/Jane Fonda/Hanoi JaneÂ who has practiced Transcendental Meditation with Maharishi Mahesh Yogi declared after divorcing Turner in 2001 that she had become a Christian and as with all Christians and non-Christians, she must relatively soon meet her Maker.
I somehow doubt that God will give a flying fig about Oscars or boobs or even misbegotten wars.Â Most likely, He will judge all of us, Hanoi JaneÂ included, on how we conducted our lives, how morally faithful we were, on how loyal we were to ourselves, our families, and our countries.
On those bases, Jane Fonda will probably spend eternity in Hell, though she may be allowed toÂ tote her two AcademyÂ Awards with her.Â Forgiveness is a wonderful Christian ideal, almost as ideal as retributive justice.
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