Hot Enough for Ya?

Gene Lalor | July 8, 2012 

 Everyone talks about the hellish hot weather but only liberals know what ‘s causing it: climate change, aka global warming, of course!  

The 3,215 record daily high temps set in the month of June and 4,500 new heat records during the last 30 days must incontrovertibly prove Planet Earth is roasting almost to the boiling point.   

And, maybe not.

The fact is, those record highs were all set in the U.S. while the rest of the northern hemisphere is just experiencing summertime.  It would seem Mother Nature has it in for America since she is wreaking heat havoc only on us. 

In almost unprecedented numbers, Mom Nature has caused wildfires, droughts, tornados, and floods, everything but hordes of locusts in the United States–and she has yet to unleash the brunt of her hurricane season!  

As Jonathan Overpeck gloated, “This is what global warming looks like at the regional or personal level.” 

That professor of geosciences and atmospheric sciences at the University of Arizona breathlessly elaborated, ”The extra heat increases the odds of worse heat waves, droughts, storms and wildfire.  This is certainly what I and many other climate scientists have been warning about” and the head honcho of climate analysis at the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Colorado, Kevin Trenberth, dutifully chimed in by claiming he had predicted the same disasters. (

So there, you climate-change-naysaying nitwits! 

The chief problem with Overpeck’s, Trenberth’s and all the other “expert” observations that Earthlings are doomed to being toasted, fried, and fricaseed is that they are as wrong in their doomsaying assessments as their fellow phonies who believed a mere few decades ago that we would soon be encased in blocks of ice when global cooling and a new Ice Age enveloped the planet. 

Science magazine, Science Digest and a host of other seemingly-reputable publications and scientists were then warning of ”extensive Northern Hemisphere glaciation,” shorter growing seasons, cooling oceans and similar catastrophic events.  

It never happened, anymore than polar bears starving and stop making baby polar bears, anymore than melting glaciers will end the Alaskan tourist trade, anymore than rising seas will flood our front yards, etc. will come to pass in the near future. 

Those apocalyptic visions could be realized down the road as the Earth and our sun do what they’ve been doing for eons but they won’t be the fault of mankind’s activities–unless we assume cave people built filthy, carbon dioxide-spewing, coal-fired power plants we don’t know about and accept the hypothesis that dinosaur farts polluted the atmosphere.

Times, and weather, have changed radically as they always do and ultra-resilient climatologists have shown they can switch sides faster than Chief Justice John Roberts.

Fast forward to the eighties and beyond.  Now, due to historically-normal, cyclical climate changes, the fear-mongerers have amazingly converted their baseless freezing scam into a preposterous warming hoax. 

Gone are the days when Hollywood cashed in on the orchestrated freezing panic and politicians were elected based on pledges to save their constituents from wearing overcoats in August. 

Those days have been supplanted by Tinseltown producing ridiculous movies such as “The Day After Tomorrow” which senselessly theorized that global warming will result in global freezing  and Democrat pols warning that North American women had better vote for Obama or be prepared to wear bikinis in January.

Hey!  Winter bikinis aren’t a bad prospect and whatever works for science stooges to get those government grants and keep the United Nations’  farcical IPCC in business!

Global Warming Expert?  Now, crazed environmentalist Ted Turner foresees rampant cannibalism, the London Telegraph cautions about another world war, Al Gore counts the millions he bilked from gullible suckers who bought into his convenient lies, Charles, Prince of Tampons, announces that he was “in despair” over international inaction on avoiding imminent planetary disaster, and DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano slyly suggests the Colorado wildfires are the cause of global warming.

As Big Sis glibly explained, “You could always have one abnormal summer. But when you see one after another after another then you can see, yeah, there’s a pattern here.” 

Yeah, Janet, there certainly is a pattern.  It’s called climate propaganda for profit! 

FYI, Ms. Secretary, over the last century, the highest (Fahrenheit) temperatures in many states–including Alabama (112), Alaska (100), California (134), Hawaii (100), Kansas (131), Oregon (119), South Dakota (120), Wisconsin (114), and others occurred between 1913 and 1938, long before Al Gore was born and even longer before he and the IPCC were absurdly awarded a politically-motivated Nobel Peace Prize. (

The world average temperature from 1997 to 2012  Also for your information, Big Sis, global temperatures have been falling in the last fifteen years, but don’t let truth and statistics get in the way of the Obama agenda of instilling climate terror in voters to induce them to cast their ballots for cooler weather.

Nor should you be swayed by the opinions of 31,487 American environmental and climate scientists that ”limits on greenhouse gasses would harm the environment, hinder the advance of science and technology and damage the health and welfare of mankind” and that “there is substantial scientific evidence that increases in atmospheric carbon dioxide produce many beneficial effects upon the natural plant and animal environments of the Earth.” (

Is it hot enough for ya? 

Just wait until November 7th when Americans know with some certainty who will lead us.  May God bless and save us if we make the wrong choice again.  Should Americans re-elect our fanatical environmentalist, issues of global warming or global freezing will be inconsequential as contrasted with national survival.

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