News You May Have Missed, or Wanted To
Gene Lalor | November 9, 2009
Rev. Al’s (Ex-)Wife and Daughter Arrested! It’s true, the Very Reverend Blowhard Al Sharpton’s
former blushing bride, Kathy Jordan, 53, and their daughter, Dominique, 23, were arrested after running a red light in Harlem.
The NYPD doesn’t customarily incarcerate red-light violators, especially in Harlem, but this situation was unique.
According to the Houston Chronicle, Al was fuming and shocked, I tell you, over the incident, twittering in not just his usual twitter but on Twitter.
In high dudgeon he twitted, “I cannot imagine how two unarmed women with no record could be taken in cuffs from a traffic dispute with NO personal or property damage involved.”
Without literally invoking his usual charges of racism, he merely insinuated it: “Well this is what we deal with every day. We will never accept unfairness. (There was) no drugs or drinking at all.”
Now, the last thing NYC cops would want to do would be to offend Rev. Al and his constituency so one must suspect there was more to the matter that met the eye, including an exhibition of “blackitude,” that attitude expressed in oppressed indignation long synonymous with northern African-Americans.
After speeding though the light past a police car, the pair were cuffed and arrested for resisting arrest and after arguing over a traffic summons: http://bit.ly/1oZLKs
Although the Chronicle failed to report details as to the disposition of the charges or the argument content, the retort may very well have gone something like this: “Whatcha mean, yo racist, honkie, mutherf*cker? We be related to the mutherf*cking Al Sharpton and we has our own as president! Yo can jest shove that ticket!”
Let’s have a shout-out for the NYPD!
Pee-Wee Is Still Pee-Wee! On a note much lighter than Sharpton, that scamp Pee-Wee Herman, aka, Paul Reubens, has announced he is still the beloved Pee-Wee and that, after a 19 year absence, “he was bringing his brilliant Pee-Wee character back to the stage.”
His fans “went into a tizzy:” at the news: http://bit.ly/3xnqC1
Tizzies aside, caution is advised with that news and exhibitions of Beatle-like idolatry will not be tolerated!
The reader may remember Paul/Pee-Wee.
He had 2 TV shows, including an award-winning children’s series on CBS, an HBO special, and 2 movies before he was caught literally with his pants down playing with his pee-wee in a Sarasota adult movie theater showing the porno flick, Nurse Nancy.
Herman, now 57, went into semi-retirement after that manual exercise even as his Hollywood compatriots campaigned on his behalf almost as vociferously as they defended child molestor, Roman Polanski.
The time is past in this country when political idols like Gary Hart and entertainment celebs like Paul Reubens are ostracized when their hormones get the better of them.
My guess is that Pee-Wee will succeed in his come-back, no pun intended, with the enthused help and support of the homosexual community.
Aussie Rock Stalker Fesses Up. The bad news: founder of the Split Enz rock group, Phil Judd udd,
pled guilty to stalking kids for years; the “good” news: they weren’t nearly old enough to qualify for MSNBC’s ongoing exposés, “To Catch a Predator.”
New Zealander-born Judd’s targets were aged 2-6 when he launched his stalking enterprise.
“In a disturbing Facebook exchange with the girls–provided to police–he said: “I find all u . . . girls beautiful and very special. I am not a pervert . . . I am an aesthete . . . I was a popstar once.”
At other times he feigned being a 17 year old and even when warned by the police he continued his stalking.
His comments are also revelatory of the fact that the former rocker, now 56, is a sick child molestor in the closet.
“The girls called him the “creepy stalky man” because he would be waiting for them after school. We would always walk quickly past him to get away from him. We all felt uncomfortable around him.”
Judd’s sentence?
A year suspended and a $2500. fine, which should be pocket change and a laugher for even a long-gone rock star.
The girls’ mom believes Judd should have been sent to the slammer and added that ”Judd’s so-called ‘crush’ had left one of the girls still traumatised and receiving counselling. She jumps when she hears a noise, thinking he is going to come to her window:” http://bit.ly/VsCWe
With that punishment, her girls should expect Judd to appear any night now, maybe with Al Sharpton and Pee-Wee Herman along as observers.
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