RSSAmusing Paranoia, Goofy Silliness
Gene Lalor | November 30, 2009
“Man doth not live by bread alone.” He also needs some laughs amidst all the dire warnings and true dangers in our world to make that bread more palatable.
Fortunately, mankind being what it is, someone is always out there who will temper the serious with some chuckles, intentionally or not.
Amusing Paranoia: Fidel’s Cuba has long thrived on keeping its slaves paralyzed with fear.
Ever since the Bay of Pigs fiasco when JFK made the mistake of listening to the dovish Adlai Stevenson and refused to furnish promised air support for the Cuban espatriates’ foiled invasion to take back their homeland, Castro’s Communist regime has employed the “fear weapon” to keep his subjects in line.
Why Cuba’s 11 million sheeple would be so terrified of becoming free people again is only explicable by 41 years of Communist brainwashing which has made them virtual automatons.
Che Guevara-less, they labor in state-owned sugar cane fields, sweat on state-owned Cuban tobacco leaves, and toil in state-owned factories, ever mindful that those damned Yanquis will somehow mess with their Utopia on Earth.
Things haven’t changed much since Fidel 
fell down, nearly broke his crown, developed diverticulitis, and passed the family dictator baton to baby bro, Raul.
Which Castro is responsible for the latest invocation of paranoia is debatable but it’s evident that old time Castroism is still alive and well: According to Reuters, Cuba has launched “war games” in anticipation of “a possible invasion by the United States.”
Designated “Bastion 2009,” the preparation is necessary because there “exists a real possibility of a military aggression against Cuba:” http://bit.ly/7DfMoF
Either Fidel and Raul should get a reality check, or at least buy a vowel.
With Obama residing in the White House and their residing in presidential palaces, the likelihood of an American-sponsored invasion of Castroland is on a par with Obama’s determination to bring about American solvency and to adequately protect the United States.
The Castro tag team should rest easy in their opulent surroundings content in the knowledge that they’re perfectly safe. Under their system of government, all Cubans are created equal although some are more equal than others. And they’re in the catbird seat.
Goofy Silliness: The grand ol’ dame of Democrat politics, Helen Thomas, has been a White House fixture since, I think, shortly after Grover Cleveland ran for his second term.
The Lebanese-American queen of the White House Press Corps, aka Leftist Press Apologists, Ms. Thomas 
seems to be losing whatever sense of political objectivity she ever had.
Last summer, suffering perhaps from dyspepsia or incipient Alzheimers, the 89 year old Thomas lambasted Obama and press hack, Robert Gibbs for their attempts at “controlling the media.”
Shortly after, she calmed down after good buddy Barack did his best by offering her cupcakes and singing “Happy Birthday” to her on their shared birth date.
Doddering old ladies really seem to like that stuff.
Truly flattered and sounding like a Miss Universe contestant, to warm the cockles of Obama’s heart, Helen said that all she wished for her birthday was “world peace and a real health care reform bill.”
You can witness that heartwarming, non partisan event here: http://bit.ly/BGhCi
The thing with Helen Thomas–one of many things, actually–is that she still poses as a “reporter” when in fact she’s long been a harpy, “an ugly bird-winged woman,” who unashamedly shills for Democrat presidents while gleefully ripping Republicans.
Helen’s latest excursion into terminal silliness was her racist Thanksgiving cockle-warmer, her thanks that America has a Black president: http://bit.ly/50L4ay
Seriously now. Shouldn’t Ms. Thomas finally be put out to pasture, maybe in a Communist Cuba pasture or sugar cane field where she could happily live out her days sucking up to a Castro?
She sure would be happier there if a Republican dumps Obama in 3 years.
(P.S. to Helen: If and when Obamacare goes into effect, you, dear lady, will be one of the first to go before a Death Panel, have your medical care revoked, and replaced by a nice little pill that will help you sleep, permanently.)
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