Top 10 Reasons for Giving Obama the Nobel Peace Prize

Gene Lalor | October 11, 2009 

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10. First eleven days of his administration, he didn’t invade the Sudetenland
9. He keeps Joe Biden out of the Situation Room AND “the Loop“!
8. Lobbying with First Dog Bo to give dogs the vote.
7. Keeps sending Hillary out of the country. (per Bill C.)
6. Took missiles out of Poland because of all those jokes he heard growing up.
5. Managed to successfully avoid confrontation with anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan
4. Personally kept New York City on terror alert readiness with low level fly bys of Air Force one
3. Encouraged inventor of gas mask bra every time Michelle wasn’t looking.
2. Successfully lobbied for independence for eight of the 58 states.

And the number one reason to give Obama a Nobel Peace Prize?

1. He single handedly saved Chicago from invasion by foreigners.

(Hat tip to “Proof” via SayAnything.com, http://bit.ly/CsVpA)

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