RSSPutting America Back to Work, One Czar at a Time
John Lillipop | October 15, 2009
Satire by John W. Lillpop
Congressional liberals desperate to reverse their prospects for joining the ranks of the unemployed thirteen months hence, have secretly conspired with President Obama to put America back to work in a unique, albeit controversial, fashion.
The idea is for Obama to hire enough czars to put a dent in the grotesque unemployment numbers and to keep the jobless population below ten percent, at all costs.
Which is why Obama has a czar for damn near everything and is why he is planning more even as this is written.
The Obama “Czar Search” is being promoted with the following advert which is posted on Craig’s list, ACORN hot jobs, and the Chicago Underground Gazette:
Help Wanted
Top secret position in Washington, D.C. reporting to top government official. Applicant will be involved in a variety of activities designed to CHANGE America in ten months, including competitive intelligence, fund raising, voter registration, and other vital functions needed to defeat corporate greed and capitalism.
Most assignments will be underground and all require an open mind when it comes to issues involving ethics and legalities.
Masters or higher in politics preferred, but GED is acceptable when accompanied by excellent fund raising skills.
Right-wing extremists and blue dog Democrats need not apply.
Shrieker Nancy Pelosi contributed big time to the effort by proposing construction of a new “Czar Headquarters” building in downtown Washington. Pelosi says the facility will be two million square feet and will house 750,000 czars, their staffs, and supporting functions.
Construction itself will require 250,000 laborers and hard hat workers. Pelosi hopes to fill this urgent need with out of work illegal aliens looking for free health care and $30 an hour base salary.
There you go, liberals have already added a million new jobs without even trying! Several hundred accountants and lawyers will also be needed to crunch the numbers and to stifle nosy Republicans!
A revolutionary idea from the curious mind of Barack Obama: Putting America Back to Work, One Czar at a Time!
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This is the amount of incredulous influence the–OPEN BORDER–lobbyists (business power brokers and ethnic zealots)) have on certain Democratic devious rabble? Once again the senate top echelon have huddled secretly (BEHIND CLOSED DOORS), recklessly placing E-Verify worker identification system in jeopardy. The obnoxious
R-O-P-E Senate group as its being called on the Internet and nationwide, who are marked as Reid, Obama, Pelosi Emmanuel have indifferently pushed American Workers in the background, allowing the millions of illegal aliens to take their jobs. They have driven into the ground amendments from appearing in the final Homeland Security “conference committee” bill. They eradicated–ANY CHANCE–of a Senate’s permanent authorization of the E-Verify program.
They have religiously under-funded, undermined the Senate’s mandate to beef up and complete the final 300 mile Mexican border fence. Then again it was never the original border wall as designed by Rep. Duncan Hunter. Illegal Aliens would have first had to scale the–FIRST–fence, run across the two lane highway for the Border Patrol vehicles, then scale an identical–SECOND FENCE. Under funded and weakened just like E-Verify, the police 287(g) arrest and detainment and ceasing the massive ICE raids. Finally the ROPE group strangled the Senate (already) passed ability of countrywide businesses to run their previous hires employees through E-Verify. So you can guess this is a harbinger to drop on the AMERICAN WORKER YET ANOTHER ULTIMATELY EXPENSIVE BLANKET AMNESTY. THOSE TAXPAYERS WILL BE FORCED TO PICK UP A TRILLION DOLLAR TAB. Be advised that Reid D-NV , Pelosi D-CA have one of the largest population of illegal immigrants in the country, who they are subservient too. Remember to expend your frustration and anger at 202-224-3121on your lawmakers. They are juggling with millions of American Workers job lifeline, by pandering to people who shouldn’t even be here?
MY SUGGESTION IS DON”T BUY ANY SERVICES FROM BUSINESS THAT DOESN’T DISPLAY THE E-VERIFY PLACARD. Remember the real conniving happens in rooms hidden from the public awareness in conference committees. In addition, Remember Harry Reid as an incumbent Senator who carries the blemish of being anti-American Worker, Anti-Sovereignty must not be re-elected. Speaker Pelosi must go? So must Emmanuel? They have proved they cannot be trusted As NUMBERSUSA president says,” With no chance now of E-Verify dying in any minute, because they couldn’t annul the 3 year extension? The pro-amnesty forces no longer can try to use it as a bargaining chip. States, counties, cities and businesses can now be quite confident that they can set policy based on the E-Verify program being around.” IT’S NOT PERMANENT YET THANKS TO ROPE. This group has given preference to illegal workers instead of the 15 million authorized AMERICAN WORKERS. COMPREHEND MORE OF THE CORRUPTION THAT CANNOT BE DENIED BY POLITICIANS AT JUDICIAL WATCH. NUMBERSUSA will explain in detail the consequences, that includes the 2010 Census, Health Care, hidden welfare programs, Anchor babies, criminals amongst the illegal immigration occupiers. CAPSWEB for OVERPOPULATION information.