RSSI Give You Your 2010 Nobel Peace Prize Winners!
J.J. Jackson | October 10, 2009
This week the committee that selects who wins the yearly Nobel Peace Prize (a prize won in the past by a fascist, Woodrow Wilson, a terrorist, Yasser Arafat, a man that single handed wrecked the US economy in the 70′s and later was fooled by North Korea, Jimmy Carter, and a man who has had his prognostications of the Earth coming to an end due to Global Warming, Al Gore) added another lame name to their list of recipients. That name was Barack Hussein Obama – President of the United States.
Obama did not win the award for anything he had done because, let’s face it, other than appeasing terrorists, tyrants, and giving in to Russia he hasn’t done anything. This of course flies in the face of the purpose of the award which is specifically, within its mandate, supposed to only be given to someone that has actually accomplished something to further world peace. If George Bush was not eligible to win the award because of leading the US in two wars against fascist, left wing dicatorial thugs and goofy terrorists then Barack Obama, who is now doing the same, should never have even been considered.
But, since the Nobel committee has made this remarkable mandate, that no actual accomplishment is needed to win, I think that the 2010 winner of the Award is obvious. I’m nominating them right now and because of their remarkable resume there is no need for anyone else to be nominated because no one can compete with their impressive record of peace!
That’s right, the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize winners are none other than my children – 2 year old Charlotte Ruth Jackson and 4 day old Magnus Wayne Jackson!
Now I know what you are saying. There is NO WAY that a 2 year old and a 4 day old can win such a prestigeous award! They haven’t done anything! But you see, that is no longer a necessary requirement! All thanks to the committee!
Charlotte at 2 years old has never bombed anyone and always shares her toys. She loves giving kisses and hugs and spreading love! She always means well!
Magnus at 4 days old is even more accomplished! He just lays there and coos! He has never even had an evil thought cross his young mind which is still more interested in where that darn boob he wants to suckle has gotten off to!
They are the best representatives of “peace” that anyone can find! So call the competition to an end now and just hand them the award for 2010! Here they are … your 2010 Nobel Peace Prize Winners!
Ain’t they just sooooo cute?
What kind of animal are you to not support their nomination? And what do you have against kids?
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