Awesome Quickies!
Gene Lalor | August 31, 2009
Hurrah!! Obama says he’s “Quite comfortable” with being a one-term president! (http://bit.ly/30XnJd) I, for one, would be quite ecstatic! If he elects to resign tomorrow, I promise to do naked handstands on the banks of the Potomac!
Plaudits!! Soon after we read of a very pregnant woman who had to give birth on the sidewalks of London, we now read of a guy who set a public health care record: He managed to have not one but two appendectomies, thanks to the Brits’ NHS! (http://bit.ly/Vp0ut)
Regrets!! Unsurprisingly, ABC and NBC have refused to give equal time to the tens of millions who oppose Obama’s socialized medicine: http://bit.ly/WguyC. May God forbid we have a democracy.
Surprise!! Obama would seize control of the internet in an “emergency,” such as losing his popularity? (http://bit.ly/a2Z4r)
Deficits!! Buy gold! It’s your only defense against the dollar tanking and being supplanted by the Chinese yuan, thanks to Obama’s spending like a drunken Democrat! (http://bit.ly/3gnG43)
May God help us! Obama certainly won’t.
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Let me know when you do naked handstands on the potomac. I will join you. LOL