RSSShould American Invade and Occupy Mexico?
John Lillipop | June 14, 2009
Satire(?)By Lillpop
Given the fact that Mexico has, in effect, declared war on our sovereign nation by sponsoring the invasion of America by as many as 38 million illiterate peasants from Mexico, is it not time for the United States to respond?
And with vigor?
For example. Congress should formally declare war on Mexico, effective immediately.
President Obama should be ordered to use whatever military force might be needed to wrest control of Mexico from Felipe Calderon and other Mexican elitists whose only solution to domestic problems is to dump those problems on the U.S. side of the border.
Once the U.S. military has firm control of the nation, a task that should take about four hours, tops, Mexico’s oil production fields and facilities should be seized.
All oil proceeds should be sent to the U.S. treasury as down payment compensation for the hundreds of billions of American taxpayer dollars wasted by giving public services to illegal aliens.
Other actions that must be undertaken immediately:
*All foreign aid to Mexico should be cut off;
*An interim government should be established under the management of Tom Tancredo who should serve as the acting president of Mexico, pending further action by the U.S.
*Tancredo’s administration should include Jeff Sessions of Alabama, Duncan Hunter of California, Frosty Woodbridge, John W. Lillpop and other reasonable conservatives who understand illegal aliens.
*Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio should replace Janet Napolitano as the head of Homeland Security. Arpaio’s only priority should be to locate and deport every illegal alien in America, using whatever military and domestic police resources he might need.
*The Tancredo administration should re-write the Mexican constitution and make it a capitol offense for any person in Mexico to cross America’s borders illegally, and to make English the official language of Mexico.
*Governor Sarah Palin should be appointed Director of FDA in Mexico. She should immediately ban the production, sale, export, and consumption of tostadas, burritos, and all other Mexican food because of fat, carbohydrates, sodium and other deadly ingredients.
Once law and order have been established in Mexico, Tancredo and his colleagues should return to America and fix the mess here as well!
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Actually “nimrod” the US stole half of Mexico a couple hundred years ago – don’t you think you have this whole idea ass-backwards?
Too bad shits like you are alive and on the internet.
I know you won’t print this, becuase people like you don’t have the balls, you just hide behind this whimpy little facade.
Ah, another hate filled liberal I see. Exactly how did the US steal “half of Mexico a couple hundred years ago?” A “couple hundred years ago” the United States only existed as a few colonies on the Atlantic coast of North America and was no where near what is modern day Mexico.
I’ll stoop to your level for a second because you don’t seem capable of functioning at a higher one. Actually it is too bad that “shits like you are alive” because all you do is spread hate when confronted with the truth. That truth is that the United States is being invaded by illegals from all countries but Mexico in particular while we are giving those same countries our money in aid. And rather than solve the problem you would rather shoot the messenger.
Oh, and before you start spouting the liberal talking points about how warlike America is and how they took land at the point of a gun from the Native Americans please make sure to include in your history lesson a discussion about how warlike the Native Americans were and how they were constantly at war with each other and yes, killed one another over land.
Absolutely! I wish more people were advocating this, in all seriousness. Another reason I would cite is the cartel violence that is spilling into our country.