RSSyesterday, at walmart
Carolyn Hileman - The Voice | March 28, 2009
Yesterday I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at
Walmart, for my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus.
I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did
she think, that I had an elephant?
Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn’t have a
dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I
probably shouldn’t because I ended up in the hospital last time.
On the bright side though, I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in
both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of
the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack,
he was laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won’t let me shop there anymore.
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