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Eric at Tygrrrr Express | August 23, 2008
Yes folks, two posts for the price of zero in one day.
I would like to thank Joe Biden for keeping his remarks very brief. It is difficult to combine so much of lack of substance in such a short speech, but Barack Obama and Joe Biden each spoke for about 20 minutes. The announcement of Biden came at 3am, which may have been a knock at Hillary Clinton. I sure hope it was.
Below are some comments from both men with my analysis.
Barack Obama:
First he praises Dick Turban Durbin. They are both from Illinois. He has to do this.
Then he thanked man who led the Pledge of Allegiance. Harmless enough pandering.
He mentioned Stephanie Tubbs-Jones. This was highly appropriate, sincere, and decent.
President Bush is bad, change is good. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
“Joe Biden brought change to Washington, but Washington has not changed him.” It’s a good line.
He never moved to Washington. Ok, I give the guy credit for balancing family and politics better than most.
He survived aneurysms. Between that and the loss of his first wife and young child, the man has experienced more pain than most of us will ever know. My heart goes out to him and any person that suffers such tragic losses.
He has “always been a friend to the underdog.” Standard boilerplate.
He supported the “1994 crime bill, 100,000 new cops, and an 8 year drop in crime.”
There were no 100,000 new cops. This was Clinton fraud. The 1994 crime bill was a disaster, and thankfully led to the republican takeover of Congress. Also, the drop in crime was 50% due to Rudy Giuliani in New York City. Clinton and the crime bill had nothing to do with this.
“Joe Biden is what others pretend to be: A statesman that does not need to hide behind bluster to make America Strong.”
Joe Biden is the epitome of bluster.
Secret task force, Cheney and Oil, blah blah blah. Apparently when Hillary Clinton has a health car task force in secret, it is allowed.
Mentioned “Scranton Pennsylvania” and “Committed Catholic” more than once.
Accidentally refers to Biden as “The next President” before correcting himself and saying “Next Vice President.”
GAFFE # 1.
Music from Bruce Springsteen blares in the background, a perfect fit since like most liberals, the Boss is a multimillionaire liberal romanticizing and pretending to be blue collar.
Joe Biden:
Cited Abraham Lincoln, the first republican.
Mentions that he is “an Irish Catholic kid from Scranton Pennsylvania.”
That “American dream under 8 years of Bush and McCain is slipping away.”
Dick Cheney is the Vice President. I now blame Joe Biden for Bill Clinton ignoring genocide in Rwanda. That was easy.
Tax cuts for wealthy, housing market collapse, blah blah blah, it’s all Bush’s fault.
Supply side tax cuts work, and so do free markets. Does President Bush get credit for the initial housing boom? Of course not.
“McCain has 7 kitchen tables.” So what? Joe Biden has an ego to match the size of each one of them.
“Our foreign policy has shredded our alliances.”
This seems to be news to Nicolas Sarkozy, Silvio Berlusconi, Angela Merkel, Stephen Harper, and the rest of the world.
“We don’t have to have 4 more years of President Bush and John McCain.”
We cannot have 4 more years of the Dub. Joe Biden is no Constitutional scholar. He keeps confusing Cheney and McCain. I suspect Biden is bigoted against bald guys…excuse me, I mean those that are “follically challenged.”
He keeps saying that he believes with “every fiber of my being.” He must have had a lot of fiber because he is full of (redacted).
“Our tomorrows will be better than our yesterdays.”
Yay, a meaningless platitude. He is learning Obama-speak.
4 Senators Senior to me, but 44 older than me. That was funny.
“McCain supports Bush.”
This strategy may be wise, but it shows that they cannot attack McCain directly.
“Scheme to privatize social security.”
The democrats have a plan. It is called the “Ostrich Plan.” They will let it go broke. They should replace the donkey with the ostrich.
“3 million jobs shipped overseas.”
Lower corporate taxes and the jobs will flood back here. People do business in climates that not hostile towards business.
Calls him “Barack America.”
GAFFE 2!
“Clear eyed pragmatist who will get the job done.”
This is partially true. He certainly is a clear eyed pragmatist, as is evidenced by the many shoved under the Obama bus.
“My wife Jill is drop dead gorgeous.” Ok, nice enough.
Scranton Pennsylvania is mentioned a fourth time.
“This may be our last chance to claim the America we love, to restore America’s soul.”
GAFFE 3!
Yes, the “All Gasbag” ticket is now full of themselves and in full swing.
Somebody get me my “Eau D’Obama Anus” perfume.
He then mentions Lincoln again.
America’s soul is fine. I need to cleanse my soul from this garbage. I am off to temple.
Sorry Joe and Barry, but you are not the ones I have been waiting for.
eric
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I wanted to say something profound and thought provoking. But with these two idiots, it’s bloody difficult. Just sufficient to say that when joe biden starting copping an attitude in the senate in 1973, I was joining the Navy, in which I served for 20 years and the baracky was in grade school. Just for the what for: I had a lottery number in the last draft(Class of 1972)
So for baracky and spouting joe, I have done more for this country in a day than either of you have in your collective lives.