RSSJesse Jackson and other angry women
Eric at Tygrrrr Express | July 12, 2008
Before getting to today’s lighthearted column, I offer my deepest condolences to the family of Tony Snow. Mr. Snow left us way too young.
Rather than provide an immediate eulogy, I will be monitoring left wing sites on the blogosphere to see if they are capable of conducting themselves with the same grace and class that Mr. Snow did. Any left wing hate speech will be reported. Meanwhile, Tony Snow is resting comfortably with God.
Unlike Tony Snow, who did his job with quiet dignity, Jesse Jackson does whatever his job is with nothing remotely resembling any human class.
I always knew what race Jesse Jackson belonged to, but until now I did not realize that I completely failed to recognize his gender.
The evidence has come in. Jesse Jackson is a jealous woman scorned.
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=27461
Like many homemakers, Jesse Jackson has never held a private sector jobs. However, homemakers actually keep their house clean and raise their family. Jesse Jackson soiled his home by trying to raise two families.
Nevertheless, Jesse Jackson has threatened to have Barack Obama neutered, or to be more blunt, castrated. After all, Barack cheated on him.
First of all, Jesse Jackson would not be the first woman who wanted to neuter her cheating husband.
Bill Clinton still sleeps with one eye open on the rare nights he is forced to sleep next to Hillary. To quote David Letterman, Hillary got so fed up that “she had Lojack installed in his pants.”
Barack Obama should not be afraid of betraying Jesse Jackson by choosing to act sane, refusing to hate whitey for no reason. However, Barack Obama should be deathly afraid if he ever cheats on Michelle Obama. Make no mistake about it. She could take care of it in ways Jackson could only dream of. I suspect Obama is faithful.
Now Jesse Jackson could have been neutered for straying from his wife and impregnating a young woman, all the while counseling Bill Clinton. Poor Jesse. It is pure racism that the White President screws around and does not get knocked up, while the black man screws around and the girl does.
Sure, it could have been luck, but with Jesse, everything is racism.
I would say that a long time ago Jesse Jackson’s logic fell down a black hole, but apparently now that would be racist as well.
No wonder Jesse Jackson supports abortion on demand. He is a radical feminist! He wants to emancipate himself and other women from the bonds of bullying men.
Jesse Jackson has been helping republicans get elected for decades. His bullying of Walter Mondale and Michael Dukakis crippled them. In fact, he was thrilled when the Willie Horton ad destroyed Dukakis because it gave him another chance to run. Unfortunately, Jackson did not count on the fact that enough people saw Bill Clinton as black.
That was the true tragedy of the Sister Souljah situation. People were tired of black on black crime.
Black America is still tired of black on black crime. That is why they do not want a thug like Jesse Jackson to violently attack an educated black man with a bright future ahead of him.
Jesse Jackson probably wants John McCain to win almost as bad as Hillary Clinton does. After all, they are both angry that America would elect a black man over a woman like them.
Barack has insisted that he never cheated on Jesse, and really wishes Jesse would go away so Barack can be with his new wife. Jesse refuses to let go. I think he is planning to try and blackmail Barack for alimony the same way he shakes down Wall Street.
In fact, Jesse is threatening to tell the world that Barack Obama is only 50% black. Barack Obama’s campaign seemed puzzled by this threat, and is debating on whether or not to just admit that the allegation is true.
The hardliners in the Obama camp are threatening to reveal that Jesse Jackson is a race baiting criminal that has never worked an honest day in his life.
However, the idea of sending him a copy of Justin Timberlake’s “Cry me a river,” was deemed too cruel. Jesse Jackson may be horrible, but even he does not deserve to be treated like Britney Spears.
The more moderate Obama faction wants to send him a copy of Billy Joel’s “I love you just the way you are.” Unfortunately, he wrote that for his first wife, and he apparently only loved her for the way she was. Besides, he then met Christie Brinkley, and they lived happily ever after.
Jesse Jackson does have some Hollywood connections, and apparently he, Diane Keaton, and Bette Midler are starring in the sequel to the movie about divorced wives having the nerve to attack their husbands for their desire to be with attractive women who shut up and leave them alone.
In the same way Bubba does not like being nagged by Hillary, Obama has no more time for Jesse. He is past his prime, his breasts are sagging, his lip is in need of collagen, and his words have lost their luster. He is like Lola the Showgirl, who just has not been the same since Rico killed Tony at the Copacabana. He has lost his poor racist mind.
Jesse does not scare me as much as Hillary does. If she was mad at me I would buy a metal cup and a bodyguard. Jesse is like the gang banger that just wants to fit in. Like an aging female rocker, he just needs to remove the heavy makeup and the leather skirts, and adopt a more traditional look.
Jesse would not be the first angry bitter woman to threaten to remove her man’s manhood.
Nevertheless, along with the rest of the NOW, perhaps it is time to just give him some crochet tools, as long as he does promises not to do needlepoint on his former male love.
Oh, and Jesse…Iron my shirts…you little b*tch.
Yeah girlfriend. I went there. I must be a misogynist. After all, I am against Jesse Jackson.
eric
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