OBAMA BORN IN A MANGER

Grant Swank* | March 3, 2008

Filed Under Conservative Musings, General Politics

J. Grant Swank, Jr.

Jay Leno: “Everyone is so concerned now, where all the candidates were born. McCain was born on a military base in Panama, Hillary was born outside Chicago, and if you believe the media, Barack Obama was born in a manger.”

That unfortunately hits it right on. There are too many who will cast votes for the manger-born Chicago Boy in November.

The messianic complex attached to Obama is amazing, yet quite fascinating to the young. The Boy born in a manger has the miracle power. He’s going to remake America.

Everyone wanting an abortion can make appointments ready-on-the-spot.

Homosexual marriages will be performed on every street corner.

Iraq will be set free from US troop intrusion.

Obama will meet at worldwide enemies’ tables to play Scrabble.

Liberal theologians will preach from the nation’s pulpits Sundays with Obama shirts replacing the usual clergy garb.

Liberal theologians in all American seminaries will get immediate salary increases and their articles published far and wide.

Obama’s liberal Chicago pastor will be canonized at the White House.

Far left Congresspersons will dine with Obama for breakfast on a regularly paced schedule.

Condoms will be passed out in school hallways mornings.

This is called “uniting” and “changing.” After all, when you’re born in a manger, you can do just anything you want.

And to listen to The Boy’s public addresses, one can be certain of that. A manger-born proves it.

Contributor's website: http://jgrantswankjr.blogspot.com/

*Content posted by a user may not be completely written by that user. Content from another source is cited in either block quotes, with quotes or with a link to the original material. Content from other sites is posted for commentary and news purposes under fair use. Each user is responsible for their own postings and a particular posting should not be construed as being endorsed by this site or it's owner.