RSSObama the Animal’s President?
J.J. Jackson* | January 25, 2008
Talk about pandering. Barack Obama has it down!
HENDERSON, Nev. (AP) - Democrat Barack Obama says he won’t just be a president for the American people, but the animals too.”What about animal rights?” a woman shouted out during the candidate’s town hall meeting outside Las Vegas Wednesday after he discussed issues that relate more to humans, like war, health care and the economy.
Obama responded that he cares about animal rights very much, “not only because I have a 9-year-old and 6-year-old who want a dog.” He said he sponsored a bill to prevent horse slaughter in the Illinois state Senate and has been repeatedly endorsed by the Humane Society.
“I think how we treat our animals reflects how we treat each other,” he said. “And it’s very important that we have a president who is mindful of the cruelty that is perpetrated on animals.”
You want animal rights? I’ll give you animal rights!
The Animal Bill of Rights:
1) You have the right to be tasty!
2) You have the right to marinate fully!
3) You have the right to be fed until you are nice and plump!
4) You have the right to grill up nice and juicy!
5) You have the right to be cut up into little cubes for shish kabob!
6) You have the right to be garnished with fried onions!
7) You have the right to be served with a side of fries!
You have the right to be slow roasted over and open flame!
9) You have the right to be slathered in steak sauce!
10) The enumeration here, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people eating you!
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Obama will fight for the rights of animals yet he will not fight for the right to life of children, take away your right to your property which you earn and so on. Typical liberal.
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