Possible Republican Candidate Campaign Slogans
J.J. Jackson* | September 8, 2007
Fred Thompson: The Waiting Is/Was the Hardest Part Alt: Just Faking It
Rudy Giuliani: The Pro-Anti-Pro Abortion & Gun Candidate Alt: Vote Giuliani … He’s Less of A Socialist Than Hillary!
John McCain: Because Who Needs the First Amendment! Alt: Viva McCain! McCain for El Presidente!
New Gingrich: Maybe I Will … Maybe I Won’t … But Probably I’ll Write A Book About It
Mitt Romney: He’s Mormon … He’s A Former Governor … He’s Got Finely Quaffed Hair
Mike Huckabee: Declaring A New War On Liberty! Alt: Ve Hav Vays Uv Making Youz Stop Smoking!
Ron Paul: For the Shrimp! Alt: It’s Constitutional If I Say It Is! Alt Alt: Resistance is futile … you will be assimilated. Alt Alt Alt: Because I’m Leading The Internet Polls!
Tom Tancredo: He’s Got Balls But No Support Alt: A One Trick Pony of A Different Color
Duncan Hunter: No, Not Duncan Donuts!
Sam Brownback: What? I’m Nominated for President? Heck I’d Better Go Campaign! Alt: The Candidate Of No One
Chuck Hagel: The Bill Richardson of the Republicans
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ROFL!
HA! I missed this one! Great one’s for Ron Paul btw ;D