Possible Democrat Candidate Campaign Slogans

J.J. Jackson* | September 7, 2007

Hillary Clinton: Visualize Socialism! Or Else! Alt: Because Bill Needs More Interns to Keep Him From Bugging Me For Sex!
Barack Obama: To “Clean” Up Washington! Alt: Bringing the “Magic” Back to America!
John Edwards: I Feel Pretty! Oh So Pretty! Alt: Great Hair Makes Great Presidents! Alt Alt: I’m Feeling A Presence In The Room – It Says Vote For Me!
Dennis Kucinich: Quick! To the (Moon)Bat Cave! Duh Da Duh Da Duh Da Duh Da Duh Da Duh Da Duh Da Duh DUH DUH!
Joe Biden: The Other White Candidate
Christopher Dodd: Yes I Really Am Running! Alt: No, Not “Odd”! Dodd! With a “D”!
Al Gore: We’re All Going To Die! But Only I Can Save Us! Alt: ManBearPig Is On The Loose!
Bill Richardson: I’m Not Significant Enough To Get a Slogan

Republican campaign slogans tomorrow …

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