Fred Thompson “Fun Facts” Designs at Right Things

J.J. Jackson* | June 17, 2007

Filed Under Conservative T-shirts / Gifts

Ok. I give in! Due to the vast amount of emails asking for Fred Thompson “fun fact” variant designs of the popular Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer type, Right Things is proud to announce that we have created just what you are looking for!

We have over 20 neat Fred Thompson “fun fact” slogans that we are currently working on rolling out for all you Fred Heads and the first three are available right now:

Mars is a cold, desolate wasteland because it is too scared of Fred Thompson to get any closer to the sun than it already is!

Einstein was wrong when he said E=mc squared. E has ALWAYS been equal to Fred Thompson!

Fred Thompson gave Mexico a dirty look and not a single illegal alien crossed the border for a whole week!

Over the next week or so many more will be available as well.

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8 Responses to “Fred Thompson “Fun Facts” Designs at Right Things”

Qwkfingers on June 17th, 2007 12:26 pm

These are super and hilarious. Looking forward to seeing more! http://www.vote4fredthompson.com
RonniesRayGun on June 17th, 2007 12:35 pm

LOL! I love it! Thanks for taking my suggestion FINALLY and running with it!
PinguMama on June 17th, 2007 1:14 pm

Considering that you have been promising these to Fred Thompson supporters since the day of his video response to Michael Moore, it is about time. What’s it been? Two months?
J.J. Jackson on June 17th, 2007 1:22 pm

Hey, like I’ve always said I COULD be like the vast majority of other people that make t-shirts and just throw up some hastily formatted text and call it a design. But I prefer to actually create something worth spending money on. Which is why I am a top shopkeeper over at Cafepress each and every month.

Sure the people that rush out hasty designs get the first sales, but I always overtake them with quality in the long run.
Sugg on June 17th, 2007 4:35 pm

Well, apparently we know who you are supporting for president. Why can’t you make up designs for other candidates like the only real conservative Ron Paul huh?
Red Tornado on June 17th, 2007 4:42 pm

Hey Sugg, do you do any fact checking before you comment?

His one site is FILLED with designs for lots of candidates including your golden boy Ron Paul:

Mitt Romney
Fred Thompson
Sam Brownback
Newt Gingrich
Ron Paul
Tom Tancredo
Rudy Giuliani
Duncan Hunter
John McCain
Condoleezza Rice
Mike Huckabee

Any more stupid questions?
PinguMama on June 17th, 2007 5:04 pm

“Hey Sugg, do you do any fact checking before you comment?”

Obviously we already know the answer to that

Sugg’s been served and now he’ll scamper off to tell all his budies how much of a man he was … ignoring the facts of course.
J.J. Jackson on June 17th, 2007 5:19 pm

You know, I REALLY wish (honestly) that people like Sugg WOULD do a little fact checking Red. How many times have I said that neither I, this site, nor my company are officially or even UNOFFICIALLY supporting any candidate?

And of course it would only have taken Sugg a couple seconds to click over to Right Things and see that I have plenty of Ron Paul merchandise (more than his meager 1 - 3% in our weekly t-shirt straw poll warrants I believe) for him to buy.