Climate Panel Wants to Regulate Climate

J.J. Jackson* | March 1, 2007

This is absolutely hilarious.

A group of 18 scientists from 11 countries is calling on the international community to act quickly to prevent catastrophic climate change. … The panel’s recommendations include a series of steps to cut the rate at which temperatures are rising. Chief among them are a global agreement on an acceptable ceiling for temperature rise and finding ways of adapting to cope with the damage already done.

God was not available for immediate comment but His spokesman, The Sun, had this to say:

“Listen, I’m a big ass ball of nuclear energy! I cannot control precisely how much energy I am giving out on a year by year basis and I am sorry if the temperatures on Earth rise a couple degrees and then fall by a couple degrees and then rise and fall again over and over. But that’s life! I will not agree to abide by how you insignificant human beings, who think more highly of yourselves than you probably should, think that I should operate.”

Liberal environmentalists responded saying, “RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR! The Sun is a Global Warming Denier!”

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