Piss Your Pants And Get Arrested

J.J. Jackson* | January 5, 2007  |

How pathetic are our schools when they cannot even deal with a child who wets themselves without calling police?  The answer is pretty damn pathetic.

DANVILLE, Pa. (AP) – A 12-year-old special education student was charged with disorderly conduct after authorities said she deliberately wet her pants at school.

The girl’s mother said she urinated only because the principal frightened her. The mother said in Thursday’s Press Enterprise that the incident occurred last month, after the girl, classmates and teachers ate a holiday lunch at Danville Middle School.

I can only dread the obvious conclusion to this precedent.  Now we are going to need to have “Poop” and “Pee” Police in every mall across the nation checking the diapers of every child because I guarantee you they are doing what they do in them on purpose!

Liberal unable to deal with the trials and tribulations of the world: “What’s that smell?  Officer!  ARREST THAT BABY!”

Baby’s Mother: “Piss off you loser.”

Officer: “I’m sorry madam, but I am going to have to arrest your child and charge her with disorderly conduct.  It’s the law you know.”

Baby’s Mother: “You’re joking?  She’s 17 months old!”

Officer: “Sorry, but the law is the law.  Now step aside or I will have you arrested for obstructing justice.”

Don’t our officers have REAL laws to enforce and REAL criminals to deal with?  The person at this school who called the police should have been the ones hauled off to jail.


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6 Responses to “Piss Your Pants And Get Arrested”

  1. bando on January 8th, 2007 2:56 pm

    principal’s actions are consistent
    with CONSERVATISM,
    he ain’t no liberal!

  2. nohabloespanol on January 8th, 2007 5:45 pm

    Maybe if you are neo-conservative that believes in the welfare state your can make this claim with a straight face. Otherwise you have a lot to learn about what conservatives believe.

  3. J.J. Jackson on January 8th, 2007 6:20 pm

    Yeah bando, us “conservatives” are always running around calling the cops to deal with either our children or the children we are tasked with taking care of. :rolleyes

    Please spare us your perverse version of “conservativism”. Next thing you’ll be telling us is that NAZIs were “right wing” too.

  4. RonniesRayGun on January 8th, 2007 8:55 pm

    Seems like every week we get a new one …

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  6. Jordy on October 6th, 2008 4:04 pm

    (Sigh) Could someone please tell me when we as a society are going to tell our law enforcement to “chill out?” The line has to be drawn somewhere, people, of rational vs irrational. Maybe the child has a weak bladder and was denied a bathroom break and the principal got the end result from being cruel. Let’s not pretend we don’t know what’s going on at city schools with cops walking the hallways and corporate policy running a muk on the education system. Again, cops and public authority needs to “chill out!”

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