Weekly Moonbat Email

J.J. Jackson* | December 10, 2006

This numbskull named Torker writes me out of the blue. What follows are the complete and unedited emails.

“How come you don’t like black people?”

So I responded:
“Because they’re purple. I hate purple.”
Then the fun began.

Torker: “What’s that supposed to mean you damn racist?”

Me: “What part of ‘I hate purple’ didn’t you understand?”

Torker: “I didn’t ask you about ‘purple’ you retard! I asked you about black people and why you hat ethm and watn to kill them!”

Me: “I told you already. I hate purple.”

Torker: “What the hell is on with this stuff about puple? I, ansking you about why you spout hate and death towards black people.”

Me: “I can’t help that I hate purple. It’s not my fault. I am genetically predisposed to hating purple.”

Torker: “SHUT UP ABOUT THE PURPE CRAP! I WANT OT NO WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO SPOUT HATE TOARDS ME!”

Me: “Are you purple? Oh, I’m so sorry. I didn’t realize that. I must hate you now.”

Torker: “NO YOU IDIOT! I AM NOT PURPLE! I AM BLACK!”

Me: “Black? You’re not purple? Oh, well then I don’t hate you in that case.”

Torker: “JACK OFF! YOU DO HATE ME! YOU’RE ENTIRE SITE TALKS HATE TO ME!”

Me: “It does? I thought you just said you weren’t purple? I hate purple! And I am PROUD of hating purple!”

Torker: “You not worth my time. You racists”

Me: “I can’t help it I hate purple.”

Apparently “Torker” got tired of playing his little game because he never wrote back. And apparently “Torker” like so many other people who come here do not read anything on this site before they spout off. I challenge anyone to find anything on this site that is hateful or “spouting death” towards” black people.

I know I’ve made this challenge before. But I am still waiting for someone to point something out.

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