Hey North Korea, I Got Your Demands Right Here!

J.J. Jackson* | December 19, 2006

It’s amazing how one sex starved dictator gets a new toy (of questionable power) and he now thinks that he can start issuing “demands”

Nuclear North Korea shows bold face at talks

Freshly armed with its nuclear bargaining chip, North Korea has set out an uncompromising stance at its first international talks since testing an atomic device in October.

More than a year after pulling out of the Six Party Talks and two months after being hit by UN sanctions following the underground detonation of a nuclear bomb, Pyongyang confronted America, China, Japan, South Korea and Russia today with what the US called “an exhaustive list” of demands.

The Stalinist regime said it would not abandon its nuclear programme until the UN dropped its sanctions; America changed its “hostile” stance and stopped targeting the offshore bank accounts of its leaders and Pyongyang received the gift of a light-water nuclear reactor.
“The nuclear issues cannot be resolved until the United States takes a co-existence policy,” said North Korea’s chief negotiator Kim Kye-gwan. “I’m not optimistic about prospects for the Six Party talks.”

If I were President my response to these “demands” would be swift implementation of the “Jackson Doctrine”:
1) park a nuclear armed submarine off the coast of North Korea
2) tell Kim Jong Mentally Il that if he even so much as even talks about using a nuclear device against another country he will be vaporized within minutes
3) reject all his “demands” since he really isn’t in a position to demand anything
4) the first time he opens his mouth and threatens someone with his nukes or a nuke from North Korea winds up in the hands of terrorists he glow green permanently

No capitulation. No excuses. And I guarantee you, no more problems from a flea with a boner named Kim Jong “Limp in 60 seconds” Il.

Rogue Regime: Kim Jong Il and the Looming Threat of North Korea

(Book)

Authors:Jasper Becker
Manufacturer:Oxford University Press, USA
Released:09 October, 2006

21st Century Complete Guide to North Korea and the Regime of Kim Jong-il: DPRK Nuclear and Missile Programs, with Material from the DOD, Military, Congress, … Korea (Core Federal Information Series)

(Book)

Authors:U.S. Government
Manufacturer:Progressive Management
Released:16 January, 2003

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