Nancy Pelosi Caption Contest Winners

J.J. Jackson* | November 15, 2006

Ok, so I have sat down and come up with my verdict for who has won the latest Caption Contest. Here is the picture of Nancy Pelosi readers were asked to add the caption to:

I started us off with:
“What do mean our ‘plan for Iraq’? We don’t have a plan. What gave you that idea?” - Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Pelosi demonstrating the new interrogation tactics of Al-Qaeda under her reign. THE COMFY CHAIR!
“Listen, it’s all very complicated. But needless to say it involves a duck, a jar of Vaseline and a rubber hose …” - Nancy Pelosi

But since I cannot vote for myself we’ll start with the honorable mentions from submissions by readers:

“Huh? My position on the Bush Tax cuts? Are you daft? I have to pick out my new drapes first!” - Ms. Pelosi (NohabloEspanol)
“Listen, Iraq’s a “situation” and we’ll be defining winning any way we want.” - Nancy Pelosi (Libertarian Prince)
“On one hand I could do what is right. On the other hand …” (PinguMama)
Listen, whatever it is I’m against it. It’s that simple. (PinguMama)
Well, to be honest I don’t really know what a “republic” is or what the Constitution says but I’ll get around to reading it sooner or later.(BleedingRed)

Now for the 2nd Runner Up:
What do you mean no one knows who the Hell I am?!? Where’s my publicist?!? (RedRepublic)

Now for the 1st Runner Up:
Please, I’m begging you. Who ever is responsible for taking my non union illegal aliens from my vineyard please return them! The grapes need picked! (NohabloEspanol)

And the WINNER Is …
Listen, if you want to make a socialist nation you have to break a few rights … (Libertarian Prince)

LP, email me with your choice of which ever item you want sent to you.

In addition because of all the really good responses I have decided that first and second runners up get their choice of any bumper sticker they want from Right Things or American Infidel T-shirts. RedRepublic, I need your mailing address, NhE I have yours.

New Caption Contest will be up shortly … I’ve already got a couple more pictures.

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