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Here’s Another Child Who Needs Spanked

J.J. Jackson* | November 30, 2006 

This is the tale of a woman suing Kraft because she didn’t like their avocado dip:

That’s the issue in a fraud lawsuit filed Wednesday against Kraft Foods, Inc., by a Los Angeles woman who claims the company’s avocado dip doesn’t qualify as guacamole.

“It just didn’t taste avocadoey,” said Brenda Lifsey, who used Kraft Dips Guacamole in a three-layer dip last year. “I looked at the ingredients and found there was almost no avocado in it.”

She is seeking unspecified damages and a Superior Court order barring Kraft from calling its dip guacamole. Her suit seeks class-action status. That’s the issue in a fraud lawsuit filed Wednesday against Kraft Foods, Inc., by a Los Angeles woman who claims the company’s avocado dip doesn’t qualify as guacamole.

“It just didn’t taste avocadoey,” said Brenda Lifsey, who used Kraft Dips Guacamole in a three-layer dip last year. “I looked at the ingredients and found there was almost no avocado in it.”

She is seeking unspecified damages and a Superior Court order barring Kraft from calling its dip guacamole. Her suit seeks class-action status.

Hey lady, here’s an idea! Next time you go to the store don’t spend the five bucks (or whatever the damn dip cost) on another jar? The fact that you didn’t like the way it tasted is not cause for a frivolous lawsuit.

You even admit that the label spells out clearly what is actually in the product and the government (as the story points out) has no standards and rightfully so! So what your entire suit boils down to is that you were too lazy to READ the damn label before making a purchase? And now you want to sue Kraft for your own laziness?

If I were the judge I would order you spanked in public and humiliated for being so idiotic and tying up the court system because you are not capable of taking care of your own life and making informed decisions!

How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must): The World According to Ann Coulter (Book) Authors:Ann Coulter Manufacturer:Crown Forum Released:05 October, 2004

Cover Your Assets: Lawsuit Protection: How to Safeguard Yourself, Your Family, and Your Business in the Litigation Jungle (Book) Authors:Jay Mitton Manufacturer:Three Rivers Press Released:29 August, 1995

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