John Kerry Call Your Office!

J.J. Jackson* | June 2, 2005  |

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Senatorette Hillary Clinton’s Husband is at it again.

Speaking on his impeachment he said:
“The charges that the House sent to the Senate were false,” - Bill Clinton

“I tried to walk a fine line between acting lawfully and testifying falsely,” -Bill Clinton

“But I now recognize that I did not fully accomplish that goal and that certain of my responses to questions about Ms. Lewinsky were false.” -Bill Clinton

Huh? Wha? Wait a minute here. The charges against you for lying under oath were lies (which implies that you were telling the truth) but yet you then say that you lied? So basically it was a lie that you lied but you lied?

Arrrghhhhhh! Quick! Someone call John Kerry! We need the help of a professional flip flopper to get Slick Willy out of his “Flip Flop Loop”! This situation could be deadly if not acted upon soon!

*Slick Willy impersonation*
Heh .. I guess it all depends on what your definition of the word “is” is.


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